Need Bisaya Translated into English Facebook Post

Hi! Im new here comming here for help.  Someone recently started slandering me and attacking me on facebook and started up a group against me that is bisaya based.  I dont want to bring drama around this forum.. but could someone be willing to translate what is being said about me? Thanks!
Here it is:
Hah? Do' wa ko mangankon nga ako usa ka pari o mananambal. Ka gamay baya nimo ug pangutok. Maayo kay nidapig ka sa yawa. Kadako sa iyang kalipay inig abot sa imong kamatayon. Wala siguro ka'y lingaw diha no? Bantug ra na gibuwagan ka sa imong kabit. Ug samot nabwisit imong kinabuhi no? MAYRA! MERESE! Kung mamatay man gani ka, wala'y tawong modu-aw sa imong haya. Mamatay ka ug mag-inusara!! Kasabot ka? lol..
 

It means...

What? Men, I didn't admit that I was a priest or a healer. What a small brain you have. You have allied with the devil. The devil must be very happy when you die. Are you bored? That may be the reason you mistress broke up with you. And your life is now more miserable. If you die, no person will ever visit your burial. You will die alone. Understand? Lol