What does this mean in English?

What does the following text msgs mean in English (They are written in Bohol dialect). (There are some abbreviations in these msgs. Impoy is a guy's name):
"Galisud q pgbkwi anang Impoy nja gbutang nja sa ulo. Mao nang maproblema q mosud nalang q sa comfort room ron dmi mgkastoria bwo sauna rman unta to mga 5 years na"

"Wd jud q mouna 2 mandng oi ajo hng angay q ana bsan gamay wa jud q modaut Impoy ky kontrahan q nia bsan saway gamay bright na maka sense ug say atong pasabot unja a tiwas naa a visitors"

(Benjoe is a guy's name): "wq mosul2 oi sauna ra dgay na igo rq mo2bag ug dta motubag masuko mao btaw mosud q banyo ron dq katubag ajog voto q ana anak benjoe samay kalamian oroy nila wman q moangay bsag gamay"