TRANSLATION HELP...PLEASE??? FaceBook slangs too many

July 31
7:47am S
lang mxtah
nana ka hawaii lang

7:50am Z
hi lang
oo nana intawn ko dire..

7:53am S
hpit na byah fiesta dli k m ari txt lng nko 092397XXXX
0923927XXXX

7:54am Z
diliko ka text nimo
pero i.save lang nako imong number..
wen ang firsta dira ?

July 31 3:31pm S
dba kwun aug.sa b.day ninyo ni inday jenalyn

August 6 5:51am S
hi Lhang

August 10 6:34am S
matah PAka LAhng

6:35am Z
mata nako 6:35 naman sa buntag dire..

6:35am S
buntag Dha

6:35am Z
uu``.

6:35am S
Ahh Dri Alas 12
NAg Chat Mo Ni Lovely

6:36am Z
ahw..wala pa d.i ka natog ?

6:36am S
WaLA PAh
nag online MAn sya Lanhg

6:41am Z
kinsa man ?

6:42am S
C ShEtymeming Gud
c KAlay

6:43am Z
ahw..

6:43am S
Nag Chat Mo

6:43am Z
wala mi nag.chat

6:43am S
ahh Abi NAko NAg Chat Mo

6:44am Z
wala man..
by the way nag.ka chat pa mo ni JENALYN ?

6:46am S
wALa NA gyud Bt MAg comment WA Sa Iyah Pic Wla NAman GalI Ko Number Nya Bt Try NAko mAkapangyu SA iyah Number Lanhg

6:46am Z
di naman kaayo cya mo rply nako
mursag na usab
ayaw lang ko pangayoi niya ug number..

6:47am S
Ako PAnag Sa raman Ko MAkah Chat Nyah Lhang LAgi Skad n ULi Sya Wla NAko Cntact Nyah c Jolina rah?

6:47am Z
uu..nag.ka close man cla pag.ayo

6:48am S
N Knsa n jolina Lhang

6:50am Z
uyab ni Jay

6:51am S
ahh Wala NAman Daw cLa MAy pag KA arteihun mana C JoLina Lhang ug PLastic?

6:53am Z
mo lang..

6:53am S
MakLaro man Sa iyah Lihok Lhang
Lhang HApit NA imo b.day Ug KAng Jnalyn

6:54am Z
lahie..
lagie..
mo 20 nako..

6:54am S
nya mag unsa MAn ka anah Ako 21 na bayah Ko Kd2ng pag june16]

6:55am Z
nue ?
ambot lang sa akong bana

6:56am S
jejeje Lhang CLang Ome ug F2x Bah na MemBro NA intawun Sa Bato Nya C f2x Cge Bayah to Pangyu Sa Imo #

6:56am Z
nue ?
nangabpang na..
nangaboang na..

6:57am S
waLa PAman Hapit NA guroh MA boang Ang Mga amaw?

6:57am Z
hahaha..looda na nila ug mga nawng oe`

6:58am S
muLang Daot NA KAayo CLa Lhnag Chonanak NAg Ug Dagway?

7:00am Z
soss..

7:00am S
dae whn Man KA mo Bisitah Ngari Lhnag?
cge na Lhang ui manguli nami bye bye misss u lubh u Lhang

August 11 7:06am S
hi lhang
e add gud n lhang Maryreiro_Ann22@yahoo.com

7:19am Z
dili ma search lang

August 21 5:19pm S
hi lang

Monday 12:37pm Z
halo lang..

Monday 10:41pm S
hapit na you b.dai lhang hahai sayangah lhang wala ka dwe

Tuesday 2:31pm S
lhang
1 day nalnag b.day na nimo b.day man wun n jenalyn dba

2:32pm Z
uu..
mo great pa ko niya..

2:33pm S
ako gali nyah wla ko number nyah uie
mengaw naman ko nya

2:34pm Z
LAGIE MAO PUD KO..

2:34pm S
hahai ntry nako wgan c jolina if m hatag bah sya

2:35pm Z
naa kay number ni jolina ?

2:36pm S
naa Lhang smart ug sun

2:36pm Z
diin man pud ka ug number niya ?

2:36pm S
nag chat man me nyah nangau ko

2:36pm Z
nue ?
kang JOLINA kaha na ?
kay usahay si ep`2x raba na ang mag.open
mag.pa as if ra cya nga si JOLINA
nya inig human awayon dayon ka..

2:39pm S
kang jolina man lanhg kay naa man ko number n f2x sun ug smart cge gani panga yu ug load nyah dili ko m htag masuko

2:42pm Z
nue?
nag.buwag daw cla ?

2:43pm S
oo daw mao nay tell nila

2:45pm Z
kinsay nag.ingon ?

2:45pm S
c f2x ug jan2x

2:46pm Z
mura bitaw..

2:46pm S
pwo mao man jpun yah g use nga code name

2:46pm Z
bahala nato sila oe` ang importante nana tay atoang bana..
lagie..
klaro man inlove kaayo cya ni JOLINA

2:47pm S
anah gyud bagong buhay
ou lhang ui ka gwpa n jolina nya knsa may dli mag gukud ato
cge lhang wala nako time,..byee ingat mss u lubh u lhang miss na kitah

2:48pm Z
bye lang love you too
amping

Wednesday 5:15pm S
hAPPY B.DAY LHANG MISS U

5:37pm Z
thank you lang miss you pud..

5:37pm S
nyah unsa may au nato wun

5:38pm Z
wala lang oe` INIYOTAY ramis akong bana ron hahaha

5:41pm S
huhuhu Ahak Sad Anah Lhang Uie jejjeje Pwo Anah NAman Gud KAh kay Menyo NA bayah KAh

5:43pm Z
ahw uu oe`..
HAHAHA..
nya unsa namay latest chika ron sa back chapel lang..

5:44pm S
WaLah Naman Ko MAg suroyan Ngad2 Kay Wla naman m nag Tagad N kalay Nya Usa sad likay SAd Ko KAmi Nlang N ate MAlyn MAg Tagad
wla nMAn mag Puyo Sla Ate Malyn SA areLLano Naa MAn cLA prv8

5:45pm Z
ahw..nag.away mo ni kalay ?

5:46pm S
Kd2ng PAg Fiesta WLa Sya MAnaGAd thn Wla nalng Sad Ko

5:46pm Z
ahw .. mao

5:47pm S
huhuh

Thursday
7:51pm S
lhang cngratz pregnant nakah lhnag

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