please translate it in english or tagalog asap. thanks

 uli ko adto tag australia

mag couple ta duha
mabuang ko diri
tabangi ko para makaalis.
mosugot ka kon manglakaw ta diha
larga tag laing lugar
magpahimo tag fake nga kasal
dili pwede kung pinas lang. malalaman pag magpapadala ako pera
dili nako maka stand diri
unsay buot nimo pasabot
pwede ka dire puyo duawon lag mo nako cge.
ngano man nga kita may mang gawas but not in here maybe, UK or austalia
autralia
asa man ka gusto moadto
dili ko puyo pinas laay kaayo diha
walay kwarta
pero interesado jud ka mogawas
samokan nako sa akong kinabuhi oi,, dili jud tingali ko magmalinawon until dili ikaw akong kauban, kay im bisan lain akong kauban ikaw naa sa akong huna2x mabuang ko diri madugay
its not fair sa lalaking akong ikaipon
kay nag paka aron ignun ko, dayon sa tinood ikaw gihapon ang naa akong kasing2x

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translation

Here's the translation honeyangel31:

 

 uli ko adto tag australia = i'm going home lets go to Australia

 

mag couple ta duha = let's be a couple
mabuang ko diri = i'm going crazy here
tabangi ko para makaalis.= help me to get out or help me so I can go
mosugot ka kon manglakaw ta diha= will you agree if we'll go out there
larga tag laing lugar= let's go to other place/country
magpahimo tag fake nga kasal= let's arrange a fake marriage
dili pwede kung pinas lang. malalaman pag magpapadala ako pera= can't do if it's in Philippines only.will know if I will send money.
dili nako maka stand diri=  i can't stand it here
unsay buot nimo pasabot= what do you mean
pwede ka dire puyo duawon lag mo nako cge.= you can live here, i will visit you often
ngano man nga kita may mang gawas but not in here maybe, UK or austalia= why it's us that will go abroad but not in here maybe UK or Australia
asa man ka gusto moadto= where do you want to go
dili ko puyo pinas laay kaayo diha= i don't want to live/stay in the Philippines it's so boring
walay kwarta= no money
pero interesado jud ka mogawas= but you're really interested in going abroad (or going out)
samokan nako sa akong kinabuhi oi,, dili jud tingali ko magmalinawon until dili ikaw akong kauban, kay im bisan lain akong kauban ikaw naa sa akong huna2x mabuang ko diri madugay= i'm troubled with my life, i will not be in peace if you are not with me, even if I'm with someone else you are always on my mind, I will go crazy here in the future.
its not fair sa lalaking akong ikaipon= it's not fair on the guy I'm living with
kay nag paka aron ignun ko, dayon sa tinood ikaw gihapon ang naa akong kasing2x 
"coz I lied when the truth is you are still inside my heart"
 
Hope it makes sense!!!!!