A friends from Germany sent me the converstion below. It is a convo between two girls and I've editted the text to be Girl 1 and Girl 2. My friend is scared to death and I don't know the language, even though I'm a filipina. I've lived in the USA all my life with foster parents raising me. BUt my freind asked for help, so I thought I would try here to get some insight. Right now he thinks his gf is a prostitute trying to move in with a lesbian to be her lover too lol. Maybe the online translation is just terrible. TIA :)

Sorry the format makes it very long:( some of it seems to be repated but I left it in)

non sense nalang man jhud ku permi ani

walay pulos huhuhuhuhu :(

okay rna uy..

?

diva mao na imong gusto?
Girl 1
10:45am
Girl 1

dah

gaipon namo

awa

kanindot

asa man diay ka?

naa kas sumweer

ingun tumboy nag ipun namong gem

ouch peru sge lang

at least nakabaws naka

hihi

    Girl 1

    klaru ana
    Girl 2
    10:46am
    Girl 2

    nag ipon mis tomvoy uie sa ghud ka

    wa ka ka sense ana diay?
    Girl 1
    10:46am
    Girl 1

    tomboy?
    Girl 2
    10:46am
    Girl 2

    yes
    Girl 1
    10:46am
    Girl 1

    ingun mang tomboy
    Girl 2
    10:46am
    Girl 2

    tomvoy
    Girl 1
    10:47am
    Girl 1

    nga gaipon mong gem

    galaag2 mu perme

    maayu
    Girl 2
    10:47am
    Girl 2

    dili si gem akong kaipon kundi ang tomvoy
    Girl 1
    10:47am
    Girl 1

    kinsang tomboya?

    naa man kas mingla

    ikaw gud
    Girl 2
    10:48am
    Girl 2

    vasta tomvoy siya wa ka kaila
    Girl 1
    10:48am
    Girl 1

    basta ako gacare gihapon ko nimo
    Girl 2
    10:48am
    Girl 2

    naa kus naga karun
    Girl 1
    10:48am
    Girl 1

    bisag si gem bia na
    Girl 2
    10:48am
    Girl 2

    ila angie
    Girl 1
    10:48am
    Girl 1

    yes inayagan

Girl 2
10:48am
Girl 2

naa kus naga karun
Girl 1
10:48am
Girl 1

bisag si gem bia na
Girl 2
10:48am
Girl 2

ila angie
Girl 1
10:48am
Girl 1

yes inayagan

aww maayu diay

maoba
Girl 2
10:49am
Girl 2

naga hagimit ku

kuhaa ku veh

wa kuy money ghud
Girl 1
10:49am
Girl 1

uie ikaw nianha diha

ikaw sad mouli

Girl 1

uie ikaw nianha diha

ikaw sad mouli

naka fb man gali ka

hahahah ayw kog dramahe uie

si gem imong kaipon

ikaw pa maayu ka ana

naa mas angie kaha diha
Girl 2
10:51am
Girl 2

ana angie nganu givuhat tu nimo
Girl 1
10:51am
Girl 1

maayu nuan naa kas ila

    maoba

    gasabot man ta

    giunsa man tika

    da ayaw kog palusote uie
    Girl 2
    10:52am
    Girl 2

    ok ra
    Girl 1
    10:52am
    Girl 1

    gae mig address anhaon ka namo ni paul

    muanha mi ugma dayun

    makigkita ko anang angie nimo

    gani daghan kag pasangil

    naa kas ka angie

    bla bla bla nimo
    Girl 2
    10:55am
    Girl 2

    rah rah
    Girl 1
    10:55am
    Girl 1

    ug di ka mouli dire di tika pugson

    gipili nimo na

    ok
    Girl 1
    10:55am
    Girl 1

    ok pud

    muras gihapon

    d ka maminaw

ok pud

muras gihapon

d ka maminaw

aww pag ipun mo

wa nay problema

pag skype sa mo ni babe john diha
Girl 1
10:57am
Girl 1

dako naka

kahebaw nasad ka

dako njud ko. nidako aku ulo
    kung ganahan ka mouli welcome ka ug dili ko mamugos

    maayu kai gipapuyo raka ni gem

    buotan bayhana
    Girl 2
    10:58am
    Girl 2

    solomot kooyo ho

    k na kahebaw naman ko wala na kai gugma para nako

    sige kai matug nako

    amping nalang perme

    i hope happy naka kauban mong duha

    amping sa pag sleep

happi naman sad ka
Girl 2
11:00am
Girl 2

vvery happy
Girl 1
11:00am
Girl 1

maila ra

ok

maayu

enjoy mong duha

    klaru lagi inlove ka niya

    heheheh

    ok na

naa rakus maaayung kamot
Girl 1
11:01am
Girl 1

maayu nuan
    agi boutan kaau bayhana

    gipapuyo ka diha sa ila

gipapuyo ka diha sa ila

gamit kas gadget tanan2
Girl 2
11:02am
Girl 2

tanan

so kai wala naman kai planu mobalik

dire

atleast nakahebaw nako

maayu kai gaenjoy ka
Girl 2
11:03am
Girl 2

magkasuod jhud ta day aie

aye Gwapa

laag laag

wala nakoy bili nimo sad
Girl 2
11:04am
Girl 2

bblat
Girl 1
11:05am
Girl 1

so ok rana

hihi

naa man kay bili peru imu lang gi usikan

    ikaw na bahala
    Girl 2
    11:05am
    Girl 2

    amping phud permi ha

    naa man kay bili  peru imu lang gi usikan
    Girl 1
    11:05am
    Girl 1

    ikaw na bahala
    Girl 2
    11:05am
    Girl 2

    amping phud permi ha
    Girl 1
    11:06am
    Girl 1

    di na nimo kuhaon gamit nimo?

    karun nakahebalo nako nga dili na ako

ako pa vah? e di akO nalang

wala na nu?

ana langt