Would someone be so kind as to translate this into english? I tried using the dictionary and I think there are too many facebook slang words used to keep this from making any sense to me.  Its almost as if it is written in code so I CANNOT TRANSLATE IT???

pestee` jud ninq kita ma0y pirme pasanqinlan oe`!
naq.t0o cqur0q bulay.0q kaay0 cue !
kay abiq wua cue ni tubaq paq.pirmir0..

awa lanq ninq qiatay laqie !
bahalaq kapila paka ma proffesi0nal
kay di mue kur0q acuenq BOL`2x nimue..

utr0 pud ninq usa aii` pasakay kaay0
mura biyaq qwapa CHANAK ra bah`!
wua jud mabaqay sa imuenq personality daie..
sod`2x kaq away nya dili d.i baqay sa imuenq daqway.
ATAY aii`!!

LETCHEE`kanq bayhan ka..
GRRR !!!!!