Need help understanding this conversation

 
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 04:10 — davidolsten

Can someone give me an idea of what this facebook communication was about?  I tried using the dictionary and too many owrds appear to be slang?
 
ZO  y0nqq ?..     Yong?
RS  bing ! ` pede ko ngayu # nimu ? ` ip okey wrah ..  Bing!  May I have your number please?  If ok with you...
ZO  yeAH sure..  Yeah, sure...
RS  tancxs :) ` pramis dili naku ipang hatag .. Thanks.  Promise, I won't give it to others...
ZO  hehehhe..bantay bita0.  Haha.  Just keep your word or else...
RS  no trust ? You don't trust me?
ZO  0922538XXXX  naa man.. :P  hehhehe..muzta ?..  txsi daun cue n0w..  para ma.save nacue imue number.. 0922538xxx .  I do.  (smile icon).  Haha.  How are you?  So, send me a text message now.
RS  okey wra ! ` hapii wtih HER :)  I'm okay.  Happy with HER.
ZO  ni kinsa ?.  With whom?
RS  mana ko miscall nimu bing ..  There, I've finished ringing your number.
ZO  JAii`2?  With Jaii'2?
RS  rosalia ..  ` dili oyh !  Rosalia...   Oh no!
ZO  ahw..pila namue ka m0nths ?..   Ahh.. how many months have you two been together?
RS  ala naku nag mind ana nea bing ..  nag 2 karun ..  I don't mind her anymore, Bing.  .... We're 2 already now.
ZO  huh ?.. unsay naq.2 ?  wua nacue na receive imuenq miscall oe`Huh?  What's 2?  I didn't get any call from you.  
RS  2manths !! 2 months!
ZO  ahw`c0nqratss..\ wua naka ni skul nue ?.   Oh... congrats.  So you're not going to school anymore?
RS  ala na ! ` kaun sua ko bing tx  ` lang ta    No more.  Excuse me Bing, let me eat first.  Let's just text later.
ZO  say0p d.i na..  ara oh`!  0942561XXXX  s0rry y0nq.. Hey, the number you got was wrong.  It's 0942561xxx.  Sorry, Yong.
October 16
RS  ` bing ?   Bing?
ZO  oh :) unsa man ?..   Oh.  (smile icon).  What's up?
RS  ala wrah nag patagad lang gud ..Nothing.  Just trying to get attention.
ZO  atottz..HAHAHAHA.. Crazy.  Hahaha.
RS  HAHA ! ` naa naka inyu bing ?  Haha.  Are you at home?
Thursday
RS  ` bing ?  Bing?
ZO  UU ? UNSAY AT0 ?  Yes?  What's our business?
RS  ala wrah :) ` dili na pede magpa tagad   Nothing.  Is it not possible to get attention now?  
ZO  by the way y0nq????  pila qani t0nq retainer ? By the way Yong, how much is the retainer?
RS  mm . 350 mhan to bing ! ` why ?  hmmm.  It was P350, Bing.  Why?
ZO  maq.pa buhat cue uq BAq.0  I'd like to have a new one.
RS  ah ! ` wen mhan pud ?  Ahh.  When?
ZO amb0tt tan.awn lanq.   I don't know.  Let's just see.
RS  awts ! ` TX LANG NAKU IP MAGPA KUYOG KA BING ..  Oh.  Just send me a text message if you want someone to go with you.
ZO  okie..  Ok.
RS  uki .. amping nunai bing .   Ok.  Take care always, Bing. 
ZO  thanks :D  Thanks.  (smile icon).
RS  no'woriis :)  No worries.  (smile icon).
THERE.  DOES THAT HELP?