Can you translate cebuano>english please ?

Hello all,
Can you translate for me a conversation in cebuano ? i try with google translate but the result is not good. i don't understand the meaning of sentences.
Thank you in advance.
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J: Kaw mand.i ni! Maygne ako gview ang pic dli unta nku e accept.
Musta nman ka? 2yrs manka wla paramdam
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J: Naa sa country mall dapit or sa lahug
E: ah ok, ngilngigah gud nimo dai??? hehehe
    nice! matured na ako kastorya dah! hehe
J: Haha. Faets
E: importante happy ka dai ay kapressure hehe! ok rana dai kay basin nagbanabana pasad na sya run hehe! getting to know paman kaha mo?
J: oo dai
E: ana jud na dai, sge lang kay importante but-an
J: haha
E: ipa cherifer lang nya puhon imo bunga hehe
    tupong or mas taas paka?
J: Taas ra tawn cya nku gamay
    Lol
E: kalingaw ana dai! hahaha
    and dont trust ur friends na dai hehehe
    ilugan nasad nya na hehe
J: Faet
   Haha
   Lge dai. Wla manko post about nya dai. Wla say nkakita nya except sa ako sis ug landlady
E: hahaha ana kay surprise nalang na nya
    hehe
J: Same sad cya gprivate nmu of what we have now ky too early pman gud.
    D sad cya nhan e fb iya life maoy nka nindot
E: btaw
J: Nagka storya me ni eves. Maglisud cya if sun-tues. Ky iya rd sat. Ug sun
E: di jud sya kakuyog hehehe
J: Awon pa nya ky last day nman nya ugma. But start dyun cya sa iya new jod by the next day
E: ah ok sige. ingna lang ko unsa dai ha
J: Ok dai
E: dai, infairnes sexyha nagud nimo sa mga pics nimo lately dai? nahan kos shape nimo run
    pakita sad ba....hahahaha
    adto nya sunday sa balay dai
J: hehe
   naguba dai pag palawan nmu ky cge kaon ug seafoods
E: hahaha pagsure oi
J: lage
    awa nya igka sunday
    hehe
E: pero nindot nato kay dili kau ka daut tan-awon... murag unron ba nya sexy
    yummy kung si butch pa hahahaha
J: hehe
E: puro mangud imo pics naa sako news feeds dai
    nasapawan ang katrending ni vhong hehe
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jackiesilhouette's picture

Hi!

Hi,
I'm willing to help you translate this conversions. Do you have your email add?