Can you translate cebuano>english please ?

Hello all,
Can you translate for me a conversation in cebuano ? i try with google translate but the result is not good. i don't understand the meaning of sentences.
Thank you in advance.
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J: Kaw mand.i ni! Maygne ako gview ang pic dli unta nku e accept.
Musta nman ka? 2yrs manka wla paramdam
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J: Naa sa country mall dapit or sa lahug
E: ah ok, ngilngigah gud nimo dai??? hehehe
    nice! matured na ako kastorya dah! hehe
J: Haha. Faets
E: importante happy ka dai ay kapressure hehe! ok rana dai kay basin nagbanabana pasad na sya run hehe! getting to know paman kaha mo?
J: oo dai
E: ana jud na dai, sge lang kay importante but-an
J: haha
E: ipa cherifer lang nya puhon imo bunga hehe
    tupong or mas taas paka?
J: Taas ra tawn cya nku gamay
    Lol
E: kalingaw ana dai! hahaha
    and dont trust ur friends na dai hehehe
    ilugan nasad nya na hehe
J: Faet
   Haha
   Lge dai. Wla manko post about nya dai. Wla say nkakita nya except sa ako sis ug landlady
E: hahaha ana kay surprise nalang na nya
    hehe
J: Same sad cya gprivate nmu of what we have now ky too early pman gud.
    D sad cya nhan e fb iya life maoy nka nindot
E: btaw
J: Nagka storya me ni eves. Maglisud cya if sun-tues. Ky iya rd sat. Ug sun
E: di jud sya kakuyog hehehe
J: Awon pa nya ky last day nman nya ugma. But start dyun cya sa iya new jod by the next day
E: ah ok sige. ingna lang ko unsa dai ha
J: Ok dai
E: dai, infairnes sexyha nagud nimo sa mga pics nimo lately dai? nahan kos shape nimo run
    pakita sad ba....hahahaha
    adto nya sunday sa balay dai
J: hehe
   naguba dai pag palawan nmu ky cge kaon ug seafoods
E: hahaha pagsure oi
J: lage
    awa nya igka sunday
    hehe
E: pero nindot nato kay dili kau ka daut tan-awon... murag unron ba nya sexy
    yummy kung si butch pa hahahaha
J: hehe
E: puro mangud imo pics naa sako news feeds dai
    nasapawan ang katrending ni vhong hehe
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Re: Can you translate cebuano>english please ?

- some of these are not proper cebuano words, a lot are being abbreviated and some are not used properly and should i say "some are slang in a sense"
- dont know either if your still needing this but anyway, you asked, just trying to contribute to this site :)
 
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J: Kaw mand.i ni! Maygne ako gview ang pic dli unta nku e accept.
I though your someone else! Its a good thing I viewed the profile picture, I would have not accepted...
 
Musta nman ka? 2yrs manka wla paramdam
How are you? Its been 2 years since i heard from you
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J: Naa sa country mall dapit or sa lahug
There in Country Mall area or in Lahug
 
E: ah ok, ngilngigah gud nimo dai??? hehehe
ah okey, you are amazing girl.
 
nice! matured na ako kastorya dah! hehe
nice! at least im talking to a mature
 
J: Haha. Faets
ha ha. bitter (but means much more like... "crazy or sad") i.e. thats crazy, or thats sad
 
E: importante happy ka dai ay kapressure hehe! ok rana dai kay basin nagbanabana pasad na sya run hehe! getting to know paman kaha mo?
Important is your happy girl, dont get pressured. thats ok girl, because maybe (he/she) is still guessing/estimating for now. your still getting to know each other?
 
J: oo dai
yes girl.
 
E: ana jud na dai, sge lang kay importante but-an
thats what it is girl. doesn't matter,  important is (he/she) is kind.
 
J: haha
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E: ipa cherifer lang nya puhon imo bunga hehe
tupong or mas taas paka?
have your fruit cherifered(growth vitamins) he he
height equal or your taller?
 
J: Taas ra tawn cya nku gamay
(he/she) is just a little taller than me
Lol
 
E: kalingaw ana dai! hahaha
thats awesome (or wonderful) (or could be funny) girl ha ha
 
and dont trust ur friends na dai hehehe
and dont trust your friends anymore girl hehehe
 
ilugan nasad nya na hehe
someone might jump in and take (it/him/her)
 
J: Faet
(bitter or sad)
Haha
 
 
Lge dai. Wla manko post about nya dai. Wla say nkakita nya except sa ako sis ug landlady
yes girl. I was not posting anything about him/her. And no-one sees him/her too except my sister and my landlady
 
E: hahaha ana kay surprise nalang na nya
thats it, it will be just a surprice to him/her
 
hehe
 
J: Same sad cya gprivate nmu of what we have now ky too early pman gud.
same with him/her, we have it private what we have now because its too early
 
D sad cya nhan e fb iya life maoy nka nindot
and he/she dont want his/her life to be in FB, and that what makes it nicer.
 
E: btaw
(being said much more like) yeah
 
J: Nagka storya me ni eves. Maglisud cya if sun-tues. Ky iya rd sat. Ug sun
i have talked with eves. he/she is having difficulties ifs sundays-tuesdays. Because his/her rest day is saturdays and sundays
 
E: di jud sya kakuyog hehehe
surely he/she cant join (or go along/with) he he he
 
J: Awon pa nya ky last day nman nya ugma. But start dyun cya sa iya new jod by the next day
lets see still because tomorrow is his/her last day. But he/she will start immediately on his/her new job the next day
 
E: ah ok sige. ingna lang ko unsa dai ha
ah ok. just tell me whatever (would happen/it is) girl
 
J: Ok dai
ok girl
 
E: dai, infairnes sexyha nagud nimo sa mga pics nimo lately dai? nahan kos shape nimo run
girl, in fairness, your so sexy on your images lately girl. i like your shape now
 
pakita sad ba....hahahaha
show a bit... ha ha ha
 
adto nya sunday sa balay dai
come over this sunday at my house girl
 
J: hehe
naguba dai pag palawan nmu ky cge kaon ug seafoods
naguba=damage or (being said like gained weight) girl during our palawan trip because of eating seafoods
 
E: hahaha pagsure oi
(just an expression, meant much more like "really? are you sure?")
 
J: lage
yes/really
 
awa nya igka sunday
just look comes sunday
 
hehe
E: pero nindot nato kay dili kau ka daut tan-awon... murag unron ba nya sexy
but what nice with us is that we dont look that skinny... much more like chubby sexy
 
yummy kung si butch pa hahahaha
yummy as butch said
 
J: hehe
E: puro mangud imo pics naa sako news feeds dai
got most of your pictures in my news feeds girl
 
nasapawan ang katrending ni vhong hehe
overlapping the trend of vhong