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[9/27/2012]
Z: qi.sapot nasad anq amaw..
Z: kay qi.taq man ni LEENEL at0nq picture kadt0 qaninq wacky`2x nat0 sa apartmnt ?..
Z: sa iyanq f.b..
P: kay ngano man?>
Z: na praninq na pud..
P: buang..  friend diay mo ni leenel ron sa fb?
P: i mean sa bag-o?
Z: dilie oe`..
Z: iya man qi.search..\
P: hastang..  tsk   tsk!
Z: praninqq`2x maninq qi.atay..
P: mana ka ug basa?
[9/27/2012 4:53:41 AM] Zoila Mae A. Olsten: uu`!                     
Z: pasahi pa cue bep..
P: wla namn.
Z: humana mue uq st0rya ?..
P: mana..
Z: nat0q na cya ?..
P: trabaho.
P: ahw..nya mue paday0n cya nimue uq support ?..
Z: hoii ?...
P: mura gang.
Z: ate..sulite na lenqq pud cya na imuenq na.qast0 anq para bayad sa skwelahan kay para sa daily expenses nimue panqay0 uq SORRY buh..
Z: maka.sabot bitawn na cya..
P: ..atot ui..
P: masuko to..
P: :(
Z: dilie laqie..
Z: inqna lenqq nu kuwanq na imuenq ibayad kay naq.bayad pa sad ka sa rent..
P: atot ui..
P: mahadlok ko.
Z: soss..
Z: t0o man ka acuey tudl0 nimue..
P: nya, what if maasuko bi..  means buwag na mi..
P: hahaha
P: atay,.
Z: di laqie na masuk0 uq masuk0 aww..buwaq mue anq`2x naman..
Z: HAHAHHA :D
P hahaha..
P: gege
P: ingnon nko tom puhon..
Z:acue itudl0 nimue huh ?..
P: sge daw.
Z: wait sa..
Z: ate ?
Z: mata paka ?..
P: oo gang
Z: okay uqma cya sultie ani huh ?..

RE:Need help please? Google translate useless here

To David Olsten .. I will translate this for you hahah but You need to buy me "Coffee bean's green tea latte" 2 cups large for me and for you for our "Language anf cultural exchange meeting" 
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 23:52 — davidolsten

[9/27/2012] 
Z: qi.sapot nasad anq amaw.. (He or she is in a bad mood)
Z: kay qi.taq man ni LEENEL at0nq picture kadt0 qaninq wacky`2x  nat0 sa apartmnt ?.. (I saw Leenel in the photo during our wacky posing in the apartment)
Z: sa iyanq f.b.. (In his/her Facebook)
P: kay ngano man?> (Why?)
Z: na praninq na pud.. (He/she is getting crazy again)
P: buang..  friend diay mo ni leenel ron sa fb? (Oh! Crazy! you are friend with Leenel in the Face Book?)
P: i mean sa bag-o? (You mean anew)
Z: dilie oe`.. (No!)
Z: iya man qi.search..\ (He/She Searched me)
P: hastang..  tsk   tsk! (tsk...tsk... / just nothing/ or just an expression, no meaning)
Z: praninqq`2x maninq qi.atay.. (So crazy! realy crazy!...)
P: mana ka ug basa? (Did you finished reading?)
[9/27/2012 4:53:41 AM] Zoila Mae A. Olsten: uu`!   (Yeah I' done)                   
Z: pasahi pa cue bep.. (Other slang for asking something)
P: wla namn. (no, nothing)
Z: humana mue uq st0rya ?.. (You finished talking?)
P: mana.. (Yeah we're done)
Z: nat0q na cya ?.. (Is he/she sleeping?)
P: trabaho. (Working)
P: ahw..nya mue paday0n cya nimue uq support ?.. (he/she will continue to help you?) 
Z: hoii ?... (Hey!)
P: mura gang. (maybe...)
Z: ate..sulite na lenqq pud cya na imuenq na.qast0 anq para bayad sa skwelahan kay para sa daily expenses nimue panqay0 uq SORRY buh.. (Please tell him/her that you used the money for my school. You must asked sorry to him)
Z: maka.sabot bitawn na cya.. (He/she could understand you)
P: ..atot ui.. (Just expression/ no meaning)
P: masuko to.. (He/she will get angry)
P: :( (Sad)
Z: dilie laqie.. (No! not)
Z: inqna lenqq nu kuwanq na imuenq ibayad kay naq.bayad pa sad ka sa rent.. (Tell them that your money is not enough because you paid the rental)
P: atot ui.. (Just expression/ no meaning)
P: mahadlok ko. (I am scared)
Z: soss.. (It's okay)
Z: t0o man ka acuey tudl0 nimue..
P: nya, what if maasuko bi..  means buwag na mi.. (What if she will get angry then we will broke up!)
P: hahaha (hahahha)
P: atay,. (Just expression/ no meaning)
Z: di laqie na masuk0 uq masuk0 aww..buwaq mue anq`2x naman.. (No, he/she will not get angry!)
Z: HAHAHHA :D
P hahaha..
P: gege (okay)
P: ingnon nko tom puhon.. (Okay I will just tell him tomorrow)
Z:acue itudl0 nimue huh ?..
P: sge daw. (Okay)
Z: wait sa.. (One moment)
Z: ate ?
Z: mata paka ?.. (Are you still awake?)
P: oo gang (Yes, I am)
Z: okay uqma cya sultie ani huh ?.. (Okay tell him/her tomorrow)