Z: qi.sapot nasad anq amaw..
The stupe is having tantrums again
Z: kay qi.taq man ni LEENEL at0nq picture kadt0 qaninq wacky`2x nat0 sa apartmnt ?..
because Leenel tagged our picture, the wacky one at our apartment
Z: sa iyanq f.b..
on his/her FB
P: kay ngano man?>
Why?
Z: na praninq na pud..
He's acting crazy again
note:Technically praning means paranoid, but in this case it is used as crazy, or as the Brits would have it... 'He's getting mental again...' maybe Americans would rather say looney, or loosing his marbles

P: buang..  friend diay mo ni leenel ron sa fb?
Crazy... so you are friends with leenel on FB now?
P: i mean sa bag-o?
I mean the new one?
Z: dilie oe`..
of course not!
Z: iya man qi.search..\
he/she searched for it
P: hastang..  tsk   tsk!
Shit... tsk tsk
Z: praninqq`2x maninq qi.atay..
This person is paranoid
Note: I cannot ascertain the mood here, but it must mean this person is getting paranoid or something like it or somewhat like a mad man or lunatic maybe this could be an alternative
I think he's a nutcase

P: mana ka ug basa?
Are you finised reading?
[9/27/2012 4:53:41 AM] Zoila Mae A. Olsten: uu`!                     
Z: pasahi pa cue bep..
Can you pass more? note: I do not know what the person wants pass or what is asked but its asking to send something to the asking person, probably cellphone credits is being asked here

P: wla namn.
its over
Z: humana mue uq st0rya ?..
you done talking?
P: mana..
finished
Z: nat0q na cya ?..
(is the person) sleeping now?
P: trabaho.
work.
P: ahw..nya mue paday0n cya nimue uq support ?..
ok... so he's going to keep on supporting you?
Z: hoii ?...
hey ?..
P: mura gang.
I think so dear.
Z: ate..sulite na lenqq pud cya na imuenq na.qast0 anq para bayad sa skwelahan kay para sa daily expenses nimue panqay0 uq SORRY buh..
Elder sister... just tell him that you spent the money for the school fee and your daily expenses, just ask for forgiveness... okay...
Z: maka.sabot bitawn na cya..
he can understand...
P: ..atot ui..
oh shit
P: masuko to..
he's going to get mad
P: :(
Z: dilie laqie..
naah he wouldn't
Z: inqna lenqq nu kuwanq na imuenq ibayad kay naq.bayad pa sad ka sa rent..
just tell him that that you fell short of the budget because you also paid for the rent
P: atot ui..
oh shit
P: mahadlok ko.
I'm scared
Z: soss..
Jesus
Z: t0o man ka acuey tudl0 nimue..
just believe me, let me teach you how...
P: nya, what if maasuko bi..  means buwag na mi..
what if he gets pissed at me... he's going to leave me...
P: hahaha
P: atay,.
oh shit
Z: di laqie na masuk0 uq masuk0 aww..buwaq mue anq`2x naman..
oh no he won't... well then you both leave your separate ways and move on...
Z: HAHAHHA :D
P hahaha..
P: gege
okay
P: ingnon nko tom puhon..
I'll tell him tomorrow, hopefully...
Z:acue itudl0 nimue huh ?..
let me teach you how...
P: sge daw.
okay go ahead...
Z: wait sa..
wait
Z: ate ?
sis
Z: mata paka ?..
you still up...
P: oo gang
yes dear
Z: okay uqma cya sultie ani huh ?..
okay you tell him this tomorrow okay...