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August 29

P     ppssttt?

Z     oe`!
   
P     axa man ka gabie?

Z      musta ?

P    ..axa man ka ron nag chat??>. '

Z       naq.iy0t`2x minq aqaw
    
        BOOM`!!!

P      atay ahh..

        i-print screen ko ni huph..

Z      laqie..
   

P      ako i-send ni agaw.. hahahha
   
Z      kam0 pud ni BUDDY nue ?

P      wla mi nag-ioyt2x ui..

        chula2x ra..

        BBOOOMM!

Z     hahahha :))
   
P    *iyot2x* diay'

        ..ali.. tagay ta naa..!!

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better buy me a beer with this hahaha

August 29
P     ppssttt?
(Generally Bisayans call people like this specially when they want to be incognito or some secretive act)
Z     oe`!
  hey
P     axa man ka gabie?
where were you last night
Z      musta ?
how are you
P    ..axa man ka ron nag chat??>. '
where are you chatting(maybe using a PC) right now
Z       naq.iy0t`2x minq aqaw
    
        BOOM`!!!
Aqaw(could be AGAW a shortcut for cousin) and I were fucking
BOOM
P      atay ahh..
        i-print screen ko ni huph..
oh shit
I'm going to print screen this

 
Z      laqie..
 yeah I know
P      ako i-send ni agaw.. hahahha
 I'll send this to cousin hahahaha 
Z      kam0 pud ni BUDDY nue ?
you and Buddy too?
P      wla mi nag-ioyt2x ui..
        chula2x ra..
        BBOOOMM!
Naaahhh... we didn't fuck
(could be heavy petting, usually ladies or specially homosexuals use these words) naah just kissed
BBOOOMM!

Z     hahahha :))
   
P    *iyot2x* diay'
        ..ali.. tagay ta naa..!!
what about fucking eh? --- (could mean  'we actually fucked')
come here? lets drink

 
reading between the lines I think 'P' actually fucked with someone specially when it says '*iyot2x* diay'' which could mean actually we were having sex. which is why 'Z' laughed when 'P' said BBOOOMM