Help translating bisayan to english please can anyone help?

I am looking for someone to translate some things for me. I am from Canada my name is Janet. 
wew imbaha sa ako agaw ui

Hala hahahahha kaw jud gaw

hehehehe.....dato na jud ako agaw u

Madahag madatu gaw lol

hehehe....libre unyagaw be

maao ka gaw

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BEST TO KEEP THIS "AS IS" (I.M.O.O.)

TO ME, THIS IS A CLEAR EXAMPLE OF BISAYAN SENTENCES THAT - ALTHOUGH NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO TRANSLATE TO ENGLISH BUT THE TRUE AND EXACT "FEELINGS" WITHIN IT I DOUBTED, WILL BE BUSTED!