Cebuano to Enlgish?

Apologies, this may not be an appropriate place to ask but I am having trouble finding anyone to help me with translating a simple text exchange.  So I will try here.  Agai, apologies, I know it's a bit much to ask....

Aug. 3rd
a  j:  Te maoni ang number ni k,0943496xxxx
Sept. 3rd
j k:  Makig buwag nko nmo jenny mamugos manka nga mo ule ka bahala nka sa buhay mo
j  k:  Ang yawe ibilin na ha
k j:  O ebelin tanan
k j:  O mag buwag ta
k j:  Ga engun jelly ole taugma ekaw polite paengun degtu nya sya polite paegun dre
j  k: Ok.
k j:  Ugma puhon epa extra na any emung taxi engna undo daan
j  k: Twag balik ga
k j:  Ga nasuko ka nga
k j:  Ga ASA nman ka dpit
Sept. 4th
j  k:  Hai ga musta
Sept. 5th
k j:  Hai ga
k j:  Ga are ka Kay nag tuwa meug nag sugba
j  k:  Kung mka pasahiro ku dha ga anha ku
k j: Nag tuwa me ugnag sugba
j  k:  Lame na ga
k j:  Lame lame pa sa akua ga
k j:  Ga replay sad engun ko lame pa sa akua
j  k:  Nagdagan ku
k j:  Blek twag